It's my anniversary

My wife and I were married 4 years ago. It's been a trip. But I can't complain.

In the news today, Naomi Campbell charged with assault again!!!!

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=239242&GT1=7701

This is the 5th time in 6 years. Why isn't she in prison? I would love it if she tried assaulting someone and they beat her into a coma.